i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
there are more nipples in the world than people
Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”
Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog