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piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

September 30 with 78,160 notes

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

September 30 with 233,276 notes

d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

September 30 with 32,569 notes

enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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September 30 with 179,407 notes
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lohanthony:

so aRE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THIS????

-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

September 30 with 57,862 notes
posted on Tuesday, 2014 / 37496 / reblog
px-ke:

following back similar

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

September 30 with 377,307 notes
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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

September 30 with 403,084 notes

kobetyrant:

the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog

September 30 with 21,859 notes
sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t
September 30 with 145,842 notes
i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
September 30 with 189,109 notes
posted on Tuesday, 2014 / 9538 / reblog
highkristen:

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

ahaha where the lie tho
posted on Tuesday, 2014 / 159047 / reblog
organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone